In case you missed it on 60 Minutes, this is what Andy Rooney thought about women over 40.

ORIGINAL POST

As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:

1. A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, ‘What are you thinking?’ She doesn’t care what you think.

2. If a woman over 40 doesn’t want to watch the game, she doesn’t sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it’s usually more interesting.

3. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won’t hesitate to shoot or stab you if they think they can get away with it.

4. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it’s like to be unappreciated.

5. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.

6. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.

7. Older women are forthright and honest. They’ll tell you right off if you are a jerk, if you are acting like one. You don’t ever have to wonder where you stand with her.

8. Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it’s not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize.

• Andy Rooney on growing older: “It’s paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn’t appeal to anyone.”

Do yourself a favor and Google Andy Rooney and read more of his quotes.

Who was Andy Rooney?

Andrew Aitken Rooney was an American radio and television writer who was best known for his weekly broadcast “A Few Minutes with Andy Rooney”, a part of the CBS News program 60 Minutes from 1978 to 2011. His final regular appearance on 60 Minutes aired on October 2, 2011; he died a month later at the age of 92.

The post What Andy Rooney thought about women over 40 appeared first on Vat 'n blaaskans / Take a break.